about a year and a half ago i underwent surgery and it was supposed to be a simple 45 minute surgery but there were a lot of complications and it ended up taking 7 hours, and they said i nearly died and they were really glad i lived and. i was thinking about that because when they took me to the operation room i literally fucking told my mom the words johndave is canon as a joke and. i could have died and my legitimate last fucking words would have been johndave is canon
My dad just knocked on my door very urgently and I answered it thinking that something was wrong and he was like I JUST FOUND OUT THE ELF GUY IN THE LORD OF THE RINGS IS PLAYED BY ORLANDO BLOOM! I HAD TO COME TELL YOU!